🤔 I just realized some chick at uni, in the group I was assigned, told me she recognized me.

Can't recall seeing her ever before.

maybe you look very unique

You are just going senile

in good or bad way

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buying cheap plastic shit will never fill the hole in your heart

That clearly is false as I can attest to significantly reduced ventricle capacity since eating chinkshit.

Got my comically oversized ring for my comically oversized hands

Bonus doggo

>wont post the ring next to a ruler

Wrong. My dog fucking rules

There you go, John

almost my 5 year anniversary and not sure what to get

any recommendations?

Ask the person you're buying for

Surprise gifts are retarded

oof.mp3

I suppose I will ask this year

I like suprise gifts, fuck you Matt. You have mo sense of spontaneity

I don't like being manipulated into feeling surprised. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

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It's so nice having a dog, John.

You should try it sometime

🐶

@Pawp fuck you, lasikboi

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What matt

Hi

hi

Today I did nothing of note or value

Feels shitty

you should get into gardening

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Here's what I did yesterday:

I anti gardened

thats fucked. but also good since you can now get busy

Raspberry bushes are incredibly aggressive, as it turns out