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Ba dum tssst

You know why lightnings only strike in France?

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Huehuehue

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Wait

did you have to pay extra

Who is this porcorosso imposter

fuck was scrolled up

That's not the real one

Oh shit I see a hot air balloon

Fuck he found out

@porco😂 <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

XDDDDDDDD

Haha

Benos

Heh

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:DD

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WANNA TURN UP THE HEAT!?

*sip*

Now that's a whiskey

Isn't it "Need a Light"?

^LET'S BURN

lol it looks like yellow piss wine

@porco naaakvl? Is it finish or something??

Nah

It's "Kvlaaan"

Which obviously translates to "Clan"

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http://www.kavalanwhisky.com/en/age.aspx

it's Taiwanese Whisky