biting hurts. do frozen fruit smoothies count as popsicles

Are they on a stick

i think i had way too much acidic fruit as a kid. i loved apples and oranges and in the 90s people were retarded and thought fruit and bread was good for you

and yeah

for smaller ones i just stick toothpicks in icetrays

Then it's a popsicle and you're a pedantic fault for trying to argue that they aren't

leave some without for my dog

Man, y'all nerds talking about dental stuff made me really curious.

Bi curious?

brush your teeth and go to bed

Apparently they have a procedure for implanting full sets of teeth that takes very little time, with practically no recovery.

I already did brush my teeth.

Thanks, papi.

do you mean bolting into the gum? i have one of those

snowboarding accident

Oh. I think that's exactly what is depicted in the image above, actually.

Do your implanted teeth HAVE to be human teeth? <:iosthink:328535776843268105>

Or rather, human shaped?

they are made to perfectly fit the space they leave and match the colour profile of the ones next to it

otherwise id have normal white teeth with one glow in the dark white tooth

Surely you can choose?

C I A N I G G E R @NiceBear

There's nerds with gold teeth after all.

why would you choose to have an odd tooth

Dude, ask them, not me.

Same reason people get tattoos or piercings

i wouldnt talk to or maintain eye contact with such people

Mental illness.

There's a benefit right there @NiceBear

anyone with a tattoo is damaged goods

Imagine never having to deal with faggots

All it takes is having a silver tooth

Anti faggot field

Is that true?

Apparently.

yes they are damaged goods

What if I get them all replaced? Will I drive the gays out of the village, papi?

Face tattoos are so cool. The idgaf message and insane self confidence it exudes... Woah. Basically saying “I know I won’t ever get a job. You mad, wagie?” 😎

Ye u r so mad u r literally steaming

😎