Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 491742888313618452


2018-09-18 22:32:31 UTC  

Who here /SawingCallusesOffTheirFeet/?

2018-09-18 22:33:28 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-09-18 22:33:32 UTC  

fuck off

2018-09-18 22:35:19 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-09-18 22:46:06 UTC  

idk what to print

2018-09-18 22:46:26 UTC  

anything not normie tier?

2018-09-18 22:46:38 UTC  

i recently got a printer

2018-09-18 22:46:48 UTC  

A resume

2018-09-18 22:46:52 UTC  

Get a fucking job

2018-09-18 22:46:59 UTC  

A *real* job.

2018-09-18 22:47:41 UTC  

Savage

2018-09-18 22:47:49 UTC  

How will he ever recover from such a burn?

2018-09-18 22:48:02 UTC  

By having a better job than me already, probably

2018-09-18 22:48:28 UTC  

Savage

2018-09-18 22:48:38 UTC  

How will you ever recover from such a burn?

2018-09-18 22:49:23 UTC  

Clean that knife, please

2018-09-18 22:49:23 UTC  

By sawing more calluses off my feet

2018-09-18 22:49:54 UTC  

Calluses are good abrasive, the knife will be cleaned and sharper when I'm done

2018-09-18 22:50:18 UTC  

Also expect yourself banned for posting a selfie

2018-09-18 22:50:25 UTC  

Are your calluses made out of whetstone?

2018-09-18 22:50:40 UTC  

10,000 grit

2018-09-18 22:51:11 UTC  

Do they help you when you go hunting for monsters on behalf of your village?

2018-09-18 22:51:28 UTC  

I am the monster

2018-09-18 22:51:38 UTC  

Yes, you are

2018-09-18 22:51:46 UTC  

For killing all of those poor monster families

2018-09-18 22:51:46 UTC  

Matthew the Barroth

2018-09-18 22:51:51 UTC  

Sips Matthew

2018-09-18 22:52:01 UTC  

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

2018-09-18 22:52:04 UTC  
2018-09-18 22:52:08 UTC  

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2018-09-18 23:27:58 UTC  

i dont need to work leave me alone

2018-09-18 23:28:36 UTC  

Is this what you keep telling your mother when she comes down to bring you food in her basement?

2018-09-18 23:28:50 UTC  

That's quite sad, my friend

2018-09-18 23:28:54 UTC  

no she knows at this point

2018-09-18 23:29:03 UTC  

i do her tax returns

2018-09-18 23:29:14 UTC  

she gives me food

2018-09-18 23:29:40 UTC  

Wait, are you actually NEET?

2018-09-18 23:29:43 UTC  

Bahahahaha

2018-09-18 23:30:04 UTC  

hell na

2018-09-18 23:30:11 UTC  

ive never been a neet baby

2018-09-18 23:45:07 UTC  

Good. I only fuck boys who make *money*.