Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 491742565893144578
tfw fucking kamikaze wasp creashed on my screen
well did it kamikaze on you
It blatantly missed me
Now it's dead
Who here /SawingCallusesOffTheirFeet/?
<:alismirk:230784726615588865>
fuck off
<:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
idk what to print
anything not normie tier?
i recently got a printer
A resume
Get a fucking job
A *real* job.
Savage
How will he ever recover from such a burn?
By having a better job than me already, probably
Savage
How will you ever recover from such a burn?
Clean that knife, please
Calluses are good abrasive, the knife will be cleaned and sharper when I'm done
Also expect yourself banned for posting a selfie
Are your calluses made out of whetstone?
10,000 grit
Do they help you when you go hunting for monsters on behalf of your village?
I am the monster
Yes, you are
For killing all of those poor monster families
Matthew the Barroth
Sips Matthew
<:boomer:480046032546168863>
<:turt:443131018950606878>
i dont need to work leave me alone
Is this what you keep telling your mother when she comes down to bring you food in her basement?
That's quite sad, my friend
no she knows at this point
i do her tax returns
she gives me food
Wait, are you actually NEET?