You see what I mean?

@Julian I just like seeing what I can get away with because I'm always bored as fuck

@vitriol Try going out once in a while

I do 😢

You try or you actually go out?

I go out

I've somehow managed to cultivate what is essentially a fan club

People want to hang out with me constantly

youre the clown of the group?

More that I'm well known and good at making people like me

Then why are you on /g/?

Random people ask to hang out with me because they've heard I'm cool from other people and I take them up on the offers basically

This is like recent

I've been on /g/ for years

Only been popular in recent months

Normies out tho

no u

Dude just like make friends

It's like a game

People just want attention

Give them that and they'll want to hang around you

Once enough people want to hang around you, you're somehow popular

>interacting with people unless strictly necessary

I'm so glad the grocery store next door implemented self-checkout, now I don't have to speak with that foreign girl at the counter anymore

Dude it's so nice when people actually want to hang around you

Why?

Also I have tons of people I can send shitty memes to

What for?

The dream tbh

Just a good feeling tbh

As opposed to feeling like you're unwelcome

Hell I can even show up to events organised by people who hate me and everyone in attendance will defend my presence

You can get people to turn on others

Play 4D social chess

Oh also you can get free shit

obv

I once got someone to buy me $300 of alcohol and give me $100 on top of it all

I don't actually drink though I just feed it to some autistic guy so he says racist things in public

>sending memes to people

What are you, a normie?

Oh, right, we alright figured that out