Aren't there easier ways to steal from vending machines anyway

I heard you can just put tape on a banknote and pull it right out

Just don't go for the modern ones?

Yeah exactly there's better things to steal

Wait really? I need somewhere to get change

Sick

Why tf not

Otherwise I have to walk like 20 minutes to get change

More like monthly for me

The vending machine is inside a locked building and I live in a low crime area

No nigs here

Also there's a camera

It's literally a building I do my laundry in

The coin changer always runs out of coins

Well only one way to find out

Hey speaking of vending machines have you heard of those vending machine murders in japan

Someone planted poisoned drinks in vending machines

Never got caught

Was a pretty interesting MO

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraquat_murders

It's japan

They've basically discount jews

pedo

?

True

That's why girls should fuck girls

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hammer

garage floor

uh

lighter fluid with crystal formation

nice

I wish I had acid

Get hooked on otrivin like me

I'm a dumbass and bought it again

I legot stopped because I forgot to buy it for a month so it's not that bad

Wait I just mean like

I can't breathe without it lmfao

When it runs out I'm not gonna buy it again since that's what worked last time

Ok ok lmao

I'm just glad I don't touch real drugs like opioids

Codeine :)

l e a n

I like hallucinogens

I thought codeine was a painkiller tbh

Oh fair

I only do drugs that don't have insanely low therapeutic ratios

That has a therapeutic index of 641 iirc

Alcohol is like 10 in comparison

Fentanyl 17?

I'm going by memory

I don't do fent

too low

I'm a baby who doesn't want to OD

Probably LSD or something

DMT

idk

Just try to OD on LSD

It would be prohibitively expensive

You straight up need like 5g

Yeah if you have a very large amount of it

Some people accidentally snorted it thinking it was coke once but they survived

Would look like a kilo of coke ig

Yes

Good luck getting a kilo of LSD

I only have like 5mg

Which is still considered "traffickable"

The police are dumb though

Who the fuck does one tab

Wrong

It's kind of fun to me but last time I did acid I ran away from some random person because I thought they overheard me making a racist joke

No

Australia

My friend was on vc with me and commented on the australian voices in the background

And I said that it just sounded like chinese to me because of all the FUCKING chinks in my country

It wasn't even that racist but paranoia

Yes

I was in the park on my phone

Hah I'm not that easily scared I just thought lmao I'm gonna run, that's normal, right?

I just turned around and saw someone right behind me kek

took off running

We just do 🤷

I was fine for like a year and a half then got a blocked nose and decided to buy it again

Because I'm dumb

idk how long I was using it for but I think I went through like 8 bottles

I just like trying things

I get bored too easily to get properly addicted (psychologically at least)

It's physical dependence

Dude just shoot otrivin up your nose for a week straight and try to breathe without it

The problem is you do't even need to use it that much

to cause dependence

At least I'm not hooked on benzos

That shit must suck

Haven't tried

ironically enough

lmao

Which ones

I have fucking 600 dexies sitting on my desk

I don't even like them