Message from @BIGPAVMATE
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if you carry a knife you need to carry an orange or something as a shitty excuse in case you get pulled up about it
"sir im using it for fruit"
Yeah
kek
Also stay fuck away from kangaroos if they aint between hamburger
fahkin 'ell
kangaroo meat is based
They also outright ban switchblades and butterfly knives
had a few steaks the last time I went
No one actually eats kangaroo here
It's poverty meat
also have fun dealing with 100Mbps max because Murdoch cucked our net
You feed it to your dog
kek I got memed
NBN goes from 10Gbps/connection to 100Mbps/connection in the space of about a week
More like 10mbps max
Thanks Liberal voters
so the cucked internet is real, eh?
Liberal voters are unironically fucking retarded
looks like I'll finally have a reason to watch my 6TB backlog of chinese cartoons
Yeah get orange Emerency response knives
I have faster upload than my burger friends but point still stands
Safe bet in aus land
Aussie net is a big fucking meme
Unless you're at a uni where it's good
>here government, I trust you completely
>please spend money to prevent people from carrying more than $10k cash
>please limit my internet speed
unironically
Every single LNP hack I've met has been autistic as fuck too
>please accept payments from a billionaire with obvious motives who only wants to cuck our net
liberals
Yeah fuck that we had midlanding in aus airport snd fuckers tried to demand reason for cash
They're the kinds of people to say "you can't have been robbed, that's illegal!"
Told them to fuck of from international side of airport
the dude who owns the BIGGEST CABLE NETWORK and NEARLY ALL NEWSPAPERS is the reason why our net is cucked
at least the NBN
what's the least cucked ISP
Our government is fucking shit
Aussie Broadband hands down
or are they all cucked
I just want the LDP