inb4 drink VB

@vitriol

Hand over all your butter knives to the nanny state

what

I thought you can carry knives there

It's Australia

We definitely can't

Everyone does it anyway though

if you carry a knife you need to carry an orange or something as a shitty excuse in case you get pulled up about it

"sir im using it for fruit"

Yeah

kek

Also stay fuck away from kangaroos if they aint between hamburger

fahkin 'ell

kangaroo meat is based

They also outright ban switchblades and butterfly knives

had a few steaks the last time I went

No one actually eats kangaroo here

It's poverty meat

also have fun dealing with 100Mbps max because Murdoch cucked our net

You feed it to your dog

kek I got memed

NBN goes from 10Gbps/connection to 100Mbps/connection in the space of about a week

More like 10mbps max

Thanks Liberal voters

so the cucked internet is real, eh?

Liberal voters are unironically fucking retarded

looks like I'll finally have a reason to watch my 6TB backlog of chinese cartoons

100% @Mirurin (真的華人時刻)

Yeah get orange Emerency response knives

I have faster upload than my burger friends but point still stands

Safe bet in aus land

Aussie net is a big fucking meme

Unless you're at a uni where it's good

>here government, I trust you completely
>please spend money to prevent people from carrying more than $10k cash
>please limit my internet speed

unironically

Every single LNP hack I've met has been autistic as fuck too

>please accept payments from a billionaire with obvious motives who only wants to cuck our net

liberals

Yeah fuck that we had midlanding in aus airport snd fuckers tried to demand reason for cash

They're the kinds of people to say "you can't have been robbed, that's illegal!"