Also why would you eat pizza in France?

There's so much nice food in France

Yeah don’t worry porco
Cause pizza is a simple meal to order at home

My favourite French cuisine is the lyonnaise cuisine

But all French food is good except for Alsace cuisine

You don't live in the Alsace, do you?

Alsace have the flammenküeche tho
No, I live in the litteral center of the France

With the castles and all

Yes but that's about it, also most nice towns in Alsace are just full of tourist trap restaurants that use shit ingredients

France is probably a nice place to retire when old

Rural France maybe

And even then rural anywhere is nice to retire

Yes a small French town in the middle of nowhere

Nobody would retire in Paris

KFC is pretty nice tbh

Yeah avoid big cities at all cost

Mainly cause of the brown gentleman’s

Fried chicken is impossible to fuck up

I was in Grenoble a few weeks ago and there was blood on the public transport seats

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kek

Also I learned the term "feasting on clams"

Which is slang for eating pussy in France

🤢

Sounds pretty disgusting

Yes makes me wonder how French girls smell down there <:alismirk:448949612523290635>

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In my town in the nig nogs suburbs murders in the streets are comon now 🤷🏻‍♂️

guess you prefer nibbling on the chorizo

yiff me daddy

yidded

guys im not sure about this William fella

What about him?

yidded my bulge in my panties >////< h-hot nya

my instincts tell me he's dangerous and a bad man

bad man

we need mjlk

and eggs

He's just a furry

bad