Meh I only see it in movies and thought it must be nice

How about the influx of Chinese takeaways that give you food in paper boxes? Are those usually nice?

Always see them in a number of American series

Its greasy and hot, other than that only okay.

Is there any euro food you're curious about?

I heard pizza is extremely different in the US for instance

Probably, nice places will be closer to 'tradotional' pizza but fuck you I am not paying 35 dollars for bread and cheese.

35 $ for authentic pizza in the US?

wtf a real Margherita in Zürich is 9$ and I consider is expensive, in Italy it's usually about 3-4€

Yeah, gentrification hits hard

At that price level, I assume they actually import the fancy ingredients from Italy?

Yeah, buffalo mozzerlla and basil and all that.

But then the price makes sense. Transporting buffalo mozzarella without letting it spoil is very complicated and expensive. You can't cool it too hard, and it can't be too warm

pizzas in france are like 12€ minimum

@Brokenman I didn't forget you BTW, I'll come back to you when I'm home

Also why would you eat pizza in France?

There's so much nice food in France

Yeah don’t worry porco
Cause pizza is a simple meal to order at home

My favourite French cuisine is the lyonnaise cuisine

But all French food is good except for Alsace cuisine

You don't live in the Alsace, do you?

Alsace have the flammenküeche tho
No, I live in the litteral center of the France

With the castles and all

Yes but that's about it, also most nice towns in Alsace are just full of tourist trap restaurants that use shit ingredients

France is probably a nice place to retire when old

Rural France maybe

And even then rural anywhere is nice to retire

Yes a small French town in the middle of nowhere

Nobody would retire in Paris

KFC is pretty nice tbh

Yeah avoid big cities at all cost

Mainly cause of the brown gentleman’s

Fried chicken is impossible to fuck up

I was in Grenoble a few weeks ago and there was blood on the public transport seats

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kek

Also I learned the term "feasting on clams"

Which is slang for eating pussy in France

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Sounds pretty disgusting