Message from @porco

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2018-09-21 14:19:35 UTC  

customs must be full of fun guys

2018-09-21 14:19:42 UTC  

the thing is, nobody in Switzerland knows what shiitake is, there is no demand

2018-09-21 14:19:55 UTC  

Grow your own at that point tbh

2018-09-21 14:19:57 UTC  

so if you want fresh (not dried) shiitake, you need to go to the super-fancy Japanese shop

2018-09-21 14:19:58 UTC  

also mushrooms are dont grow just everywhere

2018-09-21 14:20:09 UTC  

and are major fucking pain in the ass to grow artificialy

2018-09-21 14:20:10 UTC  

they do, the edible ones don't

2018-09-21 14:20:25 UTC  

tbh I've been to shroom farms here

2018-09-21 14:20:28 UTC  

Maybe delecite psychedelics

2018-09-21 14:20:29 UTC  

it looks easy enough

2018-09-21 14:20:33 UTC  

dry shiitake is much much cheaper because you can get them from the Chinese shops

2018-09-21 14:20:39 UTC  

But shittake is literally pine logs with holes in then

2018-09-21 14:20:42 UTC  

on the other hand, rice here is cheaper than in any Asian country

2018-09-21 14:20:44 UTC  

they grow shiitake on fucking rotting pine logs

2018-09-21 14:20:49 UTC  

neat stuff

2018-09-21 14:20:55 UTC  

there is no country in Asia with cheaper rice than Switzerland

2018-09-21 14:21:01 UTC  

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2018-09-21 14:21:08 UTC  

[citation needed]

2018-09-21 14:21:10 UTC  

So this is the power of the mountain jew

2018-09-21 14:21:28 UTC  

I still need to try the more meme rare mushrooms

2018-09-21 14:21:33 UTC  

1 kg of jasmine rice = 0.65 $
1kg of round rice = 0.90 $

2018-09-21 14:21:40 UTC  

.....

2018-09-21 14:21:44 UTC  

how the fuck

2018-09-21 14:21:46 UTC  

They all kind of taste the same.

2018-09-21 14:21:50 UTC  

that's cheaper than malaysian rice

2018-09-21 14:21:58 UTC  

yeah I don't know how that's possible

2018-09-21 14:22:03 UTC  

thats around same here (if you buy them in 20-50kg bags :P

2018-09-21 14:22:08 UTC  

I know the round rice comes from a fully automated rice farm in Italy

2018-09-21 14:22:13 UTC  

probly all the way to 0.5euros per kg

2018-09-21 14:22:14 UTC  

Probably some obscure trade agreement.

2018-09-21 14:22:18 UTC  

so there's 0 farmer cost

2018-09-21 14:22:25 UTC  

but the jasmine rice is actually imported from Thailand

2018-09-21 14:22:40 UTC  

and it somehow costs more on Thai websites than in the local shop in Switzerland

2018-09-21 14:22:52 UTC  

is automated rice farming the future?

2018-09-21 14:22:53 UTC  

my only theory at this point is that we get the lowest-tier rice because people here don't care

2018-09-21 14:22:54 UTC  

probly 2nd tier or so rice

2018-09-21 14:23:00 UTC  

what does not meet the restaurant criteria

2018-09-21 14:23:05 UTC  

they usualy sell those dirt cheap

2018-09-21 14:23:17 UTC  

makes sense from that standpoint

2018-09-21 14:23:25 UTC  

kinda tastes the same though...

2018-09-21 14:23:34 UTC  

But the fully-automated rice farm in Italy is pretty cool