I can understand the dragonfruit since lol import costs

Because it's a tropical fruit and you need to actually fly it in

Same with Mango, one top-tier mango is easily 10+$ in Switzerland because it needs to come by plane

it's a small, cold country in the alps

feels good to live in a tropical country

Honestly idgaf, when I feel like eating a mango, what are 10$ compared to happiness?

No it doesnt

now if only the chink gestapo would let me off for going 65mph in a 55 mph zone at 2.am at night

Also I didn't tell you about buying fresh shiitake yet

Let me tell you about 50 $ for 1 kg of fresh shiitake

What

Thats retarded

Mushrooms grow literally everywhere

>paying $50 for a bunch of shrooms

The swiss need to stop being retarded

customs must be full of fun guys

the thing is, nobody in Switzerland knows what shiitake is, there is no demand

Grow your own at that point tbh

so if you want fresh (not dried) shiitake, you need to go to the super-fancy Japanese shop

also mushrooms are dont grow just everywhere

and are major fucking pain in the ass to grow artificialy

they do, the edible ones don't

tbh I've been to shroom farms here

Maybe delecite psychedelics

it looks easy enough

dry shiitake is much much cheaper because you can get them from the Chinese shops

But shittake is literally pine logs with holes in then

on the other hand, rice here is cheaper than in any Asian country

they grow shiitake on fucking rotting pine logs

neat stuff

there is no country in Asia with cheaper rice than Switzerland

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So this is the power of the mountain jew

I still need to try the more meme rare mushrooms

1 kg of jasmine rice = 0.65 $
1kg of round rice = 0.90 $

.....

how the fuck

They all kind of taste the same.

that's cheaper than malaysian rice

yeah I don't know how that's possible