you saw nothing

You fucker

happy midautumn festival

Very cool

I wish I could fly away like a paper lantern

same

And then crash back down after absorbing all of the humidity in the clouds

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A soggy paper of pure destruction

😎

I wish I could make paper lanterns with my waifu

Or, well

I could also just tilt a bit and become a burning ball of fire

And crash down on unsuspecting people

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@porco did you make mooncakes with your gf

>mooncakes

Oh boi

they taste good

nothing wrong with mooncakes

they are incredibly overpriced

and they don’t taste that good

maybe it's my chink/mongolian genes

the white ones taste the best

Everything tastes good after you force yourself to choke on it

No, I definitely wouldn't know about it

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tfw no gf to make mooncakes with

*huoooh*

more like tfw no gf

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♿ ♿ ♿

I'm too mentally handicapped to get into a relationship anyways

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Let alone keep one alive

Mfw there are people more autistic and grating than myself

Just end it tbh

I would

weight 3kg without stand but 2.9kg WITH stand

damn monitors are pure magic

Who are you