Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 495013541229625355


2018-09-27 22:00:31 UTC  

Then get out of the freezer

2018-09-27 22:00:34 UTC  

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2018-09-27 22:06:33 UTC  

what does <:turt:443131018950606878> mean

2018-09-27 22:44:52 UTC  

Jesus Christ today is going so SLOW

2018-09-27 22:44:58 UTC  

MAKE IT END

2018-09-27 22:45:02 UTC  

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2018-09-27 22:45:13 UTC  

Nobody's stopping you from ending it

2018-09-27 22:47:30 UTC  

Isn't a gun caliber large enough to pierce my Neanderthal skull

2018-09-27 23:07:18 UTC  

You want speed, not diameter to kill animals eith thick skulls and hides

2018-09-27 23:09:36 UTC  

Or a massive hammer

2018-09-27 23:09:51 UTC  

They always work

2018-09-27 23:09:53 UTC  

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2018-09-27 23:11:45 UTC  

anyone know a good way of cleaning that thin film inside ear buds without breaking it

2018-09-27 23:13:09 UTC  

An extremely small hammer would do

2018-09-27 23:13:30 UTC  

Send small vibrations by hitting it gently

2018-09-27 23:24:06 UTC  

@johnfrum 20 mm necked down to .17 hmr should do it then

2018-09-27 23:24:46 UTC  

Or Spitten Loudenboomer or whatever it's called

2018-09-27 23:27:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/495013541229625354/BovFSC-IQAAEPpK.jpeg

2018-09-27 23:28:35 UTC  

Eargensplitten Loudenboomer. Yes daddy

2018-09-27 23:28:49 UTC  

The Lowe's clearance deals continue! $240 worth of stuff after it had already been marked down to clearance prices, for $60. A $300 showerhead was $60 of that $240.

2018-09-27 23:29:02 UTC  

>$300 showerhead

2018-09-27 23:29:08 UTC  

Lol it was never worth that much

2018-09-27 23:29:33 UTC  

Probably not worth it, but I'm sure it was nicer than a $60 would normally be

2018-09-27 23:29:46 UTC  

And ya ain't finding similar ones for much less.

2018-09-27 23:30:24 UTC  

Just get one with a built in anal-cleansing bidet from ali, dummy.

2018-09-27 23:31:04 UTC  

Unless you're a dirty assed pole like @sum

2018-09-27 23:31:23 UTC  

Huuuuuuh @sum

2018-09-27 23:33:57 UTC  

It has enough nozzles there's probably already one there

2018-09-27 23:42:52 UTC  

why sum leave

ayy sup smol peen gang it’s ya boi lil pp <:breebuDab:422949643765284864>

2018-09-27 23:58:41 UTC  

@timsandtoms for 400 dollats it better be like a car wash so I can just load up on soap and have it shower for me

2018-09-28 00:50:02 UTC  

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2018-09-28 00:53:48 UTC  

BY ORDER OF @Tervy

2018-09-28 00:56:04 UTC  

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