Can I at least get a E for effort Clare?

I just gave you a medal for being the goodest student ever

"goodest" from a teacher... That must have been difficult too type

I know... was gritting my teeth doing it lol

I'm sure

I speak good England

Another grammatical error there Phil ....TOO type!! Oh dear.

Don't want to get spanked by teacher

Wasn't that always a daydream during school days?

Sure you do JP. Need a wee bit more practice though in proper venacular

There was always that one teacher... Woof woof howl

Me and another kid got in trouble cos we kept asking for help so we could look down the teachers top

we were only 7

Bet you never missed their classes lads

she was soooo mad

Amateur... We removed the back cover of the teachers desk

They only cross legs when they believe they're being seen

Covent schools never allowed such nonsense to occur

@JP... step it up man

well this was a catholic school too we had to say about a dozen hail marys

Much good it seems to have done you!!

Eeww... No hot teachers their

Phil, honestly are you trying to do me in now? --- your grammar is atrocious!

she was

How would you know? They have 1 less article of clothing than a muslim woman

hahaha Phil's in trouble with teacher. This is great!

Don't threaten me with a good time

Now now...no jesting at religious education lads

GG @Clare P, you just advanced to level 7!

here we go - move this particular thread of conversations to private DM

Morning TMC...jk lol

Yeah yeah, kept clean still offends

No, but I can surmise where it will go..in your mind Phil lol

And that would be your mind

Please explain Clare

No...not going to please you two

Careful, nuns have thise pain sticks

She can leave welts

Yeah they can be brutal

This entire thread reminds me of the blues brothers

She's gonna throw us down stairs if we keep up