Much good it seems to have done you!!

Eeww... No hot teachers their

Phil, honestly are you trying to do me in now? --- your grammar is atrocious!

she was

How would you know? They have 1 less article of clothing than a muslim woman

hahaha Phil's in trouble with teacher. This is great!

Don't threaten me with a good time

Now now...no jesting at religious education lads

GG @Clare P, you just advanced to level 7!

here we go - move this particular thread of conversations to private DM

Morning TMC...jk lol

Yeah yeah, kept clean still offends

No, but I can surmise where it will go..in your mind Phil lol

And that would be your mind

Please explain Clare

No...not going to please you two

Careful, nuns have thise pain sticks

She can leave welts

Yeah they can be brutal

This entire thread reminds me of the blues brothers

She's gonna throw us down stairs if we keep up

Never seen the film..it is a man's kind of humour

😎 "Everybody...needs somebody....someone to love...yeah yeah!"

Very good movie for a musical

So have you two put your Christmas tree up yet? or decorated your humble abodes?

What's a abode?

I haven't wondering if its worth it this year

it means home

I'm in the same boat... Nobody is coming over for one reason or another why bother

It's sad

Yeah that's what I was thinking I am the only one who will see it

aww, you should make the effort regardless - it is Christmas and the secular world would like it to be removed or forgotten about. 🎄

Need a Trump face to put at the top of the tree

So you are both single men then?

Clare please control your urges

EXCUSE ME???

no, me and Phil don't want a hook up

sheeeesh

@Clare P didn't we already have that argument... You didn't like hearing I'm married to a transgender woman

As if I would stoop that low

well people can get desperate this time of year