I mean, as long as no humans were affected

I bet if I said this about Americans, you'd be mad

Matthew is bipolar

Americans in Shenzen? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Looking at the order again, it actually looks like it's not that it shipped and never got here,

It looks like he kept it in processing until it autocanceled, and then the products arrived anyway

So he chinked himself

Chinkception

SON OF A WILEY BITCH

Dear friend

How do you shorten an Ali Url as much as possible?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Aviation-Aluminum-Tactical-Pen-Glass-Breaker-Self-defense-Emergency-Tool-Outdoor-Portable-Self-Guard-Personal-Security/32894490448.html

I want to put that in the chinkmas channel, but it's too long

That's the shortest without using the mobile share

Just post it like that

The mobile share links contain tracking cookies and affilate ids

Why would you need that

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/n/32894490448.html

Planning to break into cars

Nice @Sdeck37

The guy who posted a vid on being proud of having a chinese manufacturing facility took down the vid and reupped it without that part

What are you talking about?

Schizo John at it again

I want my red bean cake machine to arrive ffs

16 days

That's already 2 more days than EMS estimate

red bean cake machine?

My mousepad is running late too

You mean the multi hole pan thingy

https://m.alibaba.com/amp/product/60545881783.html

Like that but tiny

Yes

What a useless gubbin

Ok, at least i thought of the right thing then

>useless
you clearly never had red bean cakes

I've had red bean bread

Absolutely not the same

Wait, is this the one with tbe crunchy papery outside?

Let me post you a video of a semi-attractive Chinese woman explaining the whole thing

That is gross as fuck.

Doxing your own gf? Smh