Do you need a drink, bud?

My Freddie Freaker hoodie got here, and it's beautiful

https://www.gsmarena.com/htc_exodus_1_unveiled_a_phone_that_runs_dapps_and_is_also_a_hardware_wallet-news-33865.php

lol

https://youtu.be/HQJwrQImpl0

@Matthew did you go deer hunting yet?

Nope, I've been too busy with work

>tfw cant go hunting this year

Kil a big deer for me and don't fuck it up

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We could go hunting the most Dangerous game

If I wanted to eat human I'd only feel responsible harvesting a NEET or some other human detritus but I wouldnt eat NEET meat because they only eat only tendies and mountain dew along with being sedentary so I'd have to put him on a good exercise regimen and diet but then he would be like my pet NEET and I cant eat pets.

>He doesn't want a NEETSkin rug

Wha the FUck

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Hello pawp

hi john

Did you kill your coworker yet

no

i need to buy calcium and a morter and pestle

but the problem is i need o pay cash in an area with no camera

Do I want to beat off, or do I want to go buy ice cream?

These are both different sides of the same coin, mind you.

You should beat off

No ice cream

You should get ice cream

Bad matt

its a good time for ice cream

Its cold as shit, you idiot

41 degrees isn't that cold

😮

Maybe I should make Brownies

>"its too cold for ice cream"

what the Fuck John

Why would you eat ice cream when its cold

Unless you are in a sauna, I guess.

i guess you think its too hot for soup sometime too

Yes

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wait

doenst matt live in wisconson?