Without a doubt

fag

!8ball are Jews homosexual

The chance is as low as the chance of Matthew reaching normal weight

OOOOOOOH

@Matthew rip son

Sickburn

Only NPCs use the bot

!8ball test

ha

See? Only NPCs.

failed the *I am Not a Bot*

No, actually I passed it perfectly, by proving that the bot doesn't respond to me.

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>Matt's messages are so fat they don't fit in the cables

My Dick is so fat it won't fit down your throat

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@Matthew should I eat a burger

Depends on the kind of burger

a vegan burger

Ehhh

I like mushroom burgers

Just a big juicy mushroom cap with lettuce, tomato, maybe some cheese

bhaji burger was great

actually a mushroom burger sounds delicious

Have I ever told you guys about the White Trash Burger?

Ah, I have

Every day we stray further from God's light

what the fuck

I understand the American need to shoot people now

Its a meme burger.

For meme burgees

Don't defend it, John. It's a travesty.

how do you even begin to eat this

What asians do to pizza is a travesty but I let bygine be bygones

do y'all need to dislocate your jaw first

The trick is to be really drunk

Cut it in half, smush it down, and take small bites

What a faggot.

What you do is turn it sideways and take bites from every part in between chugs of beer