Message from @porco

Discord ID: 511864971869683712


2018-11-13 11:21:51 UTC  

Tell us

2018-11-13 11:22:44 UTC  
2018-11-13 11:23:41 UTC  
2018-11-13 11:25:48 UTC  

!joke

2018-11-13 11:25:49 UTC  

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!

2018-11-13 11:26:06 UTC  

i dont get it

2018-11-13 11:26:12 UTC  

pls someone explain

2018-11-13 11:26:16 UTC  

!joke

2018-11-13 11:26:17 UTC  

Velcro… What a rip-off.

2018-11-13 11:26:33 UTC  

I'm vomiting.

2018-11-13 11:26:33 UTC  
2018-11-13 11:26:41 UTC  

Okay, now THAT is funny!

2018-11-13 11:26:53 UTC  

>Imagine not using mac os X superior unistaller
>please login using your apple id to continue with this action

2018-11-13 11:27:15 UTC  

I bought some hear protection for sleeping

2018-11-13 11:27:37 UTC  

Can you put the entire OS in the recycle bin

2018-11-13 11:27:44 UTC  

!fact

2018-11-13 11:27:45 UTC  

Golf courses cover 4% of North America.

2018-11-13 11:27:55 UTC  

!trump

2018-11-13 11:27:55 UTC  

Lightweight Senator Marco Rubio is polling very poorly in Florida. The people can't stand him for missing so many votes - poor work ethic!

<https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/704001490759725058>

2018-11-13 11:28:27 UTC  

Are we shitposting?

2018-11-13 11:28:39 UTC  

I think I need to replace trump with fact

2018-11-13 11:28:48 UTC  

Because everything other than what trump says is fake news

2018-11-13 11:28:57 UTC  

Also for some reason 8ball is broken

2018-11-13 11:28:57 UTC  

^

2018-11-13 11:29:00 UTC  

!false would be great

2018-11-13 11:29:07 UTC  

!8ball am I gay?

2018-11-13 11:29:12 UTC  

Yes it's broken

2018-11-13 11:29:13 UTC  

Shows the most controversial tweets

2018-11-13 11:29:14 UTC  

Yes

2018-11-13 11:29:14 UTC  

No idea why

2018-11-13 11:29:38 UTC  

yes you are gay, but @AstroJannah is gayer

2018-11-13 11:29:52 UTC  

very advanced bot

2018-11-13 11:29:53 UTC  

I saw that

2018-11-13 11:29:57 UTC  

I'm impressed @porco

2018-11-13 11:30:29 UTC  

What if that bot tries to take over the world with that supirior intelligence

2018-11-13 11:30:59 UTC  

!fact

2018-11-13 11:30:59 UTC  

Former basketball superstar Michael Jordan is the most recognized face in the world, more than the pope himself.

2018-11-13 11:31:17 UTC  

I dont know what he looks like

2018-11-13 11:31:47 UTC  

How many small boys do you need to rape to become a pope I wonder

2018-11-13 11:31:50 UTC  

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