lol

@porco but it's really YOU who hates me, right? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

my bot is sentient and she has feelings

She's a slut

😱

>Bierjunge

you'll win without a doubt

@Matthew you are rude af

Guess it's time to smash some beans and make some moka pot coffee.

Espresso, here I cum.

I'm open for a game of your choice too

Though

What drinking games play singaporeans to begin with?

@Shin I was smashing your mom's bean last night m8

@Matthew kys

I wouldn't know, I always drink alone or with dad

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I used to drink with my dad until I woke up with my pants undone.

(Do your friends not drink?)

@Matthew How did you do that? Did you cum on her ashes?

I don't have friends

You know it, bruh @Shin

Matt is into weird shit after all

That turned me on for some reason.

we all knew already

he came on the ashes and then put that in his weird shit cabinet

Oh come one, miru.
I at least hoped you wouldn't say that

Bananas are my enemy. I shoved one up in my ass and I was bleeding after that. That was the second time in my life I'm not careful enough with them.

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I didn't know I injured my prostate with the sonicare toothbrush until I came crimson. The first spurt was pure ecstasy. Then, as soon as I saw the raspberry tinge I immediately realized what was wrong. I was seized with fear and immediately wanted to stop cumming but I couldn't stop climaxing. The next few spurts didn't feel good at all. They didn't hurt either, I just wanted to get it over with and start healing. Two days later I had the most cautious nut of my life. Was it gonna be white and thick, or runny, translucent and reddish?

no, seriously

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Matt's cabinet seems entirely normal now

I have as many friends as the fingers on my hand

0

and only one drinks

Real handlet hours

we both become sad when drunk

so no games