Message from @porco

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2018-11-26 17:23:06 UTC  

Anyway, we bought 500 gr of Raclette cheese, gf tried a slice and said she didn't like it

2018-11-26 17:23:12 UTC  

So I finished the whole thing alone

2018-11-26 17:23:15 UTC  

👌

2018-11-26 17:23:59 UTC  

what, alone?

2018-11-26 17:24:01 UTC  

just the cheese?

2018-11-26 17:24:09 UTC  

please tell me you made fondue with it

2018-11-26 17:24:17 UTC  

We made Raclette

2018-11-26 17:24:33 UTC  

I ate it with potatoes, mushrooms, bacon etc etc

2018-11-26 17:24:41 UTC  

I think that's easily a 2500 kcal dinner

2018-11-26 17:24:54 UTC  

bacon in raclette? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2018-11-26 17:25:03 UTC  

Speckwürfel

2018-11-26 17:25:03 UTC  

Oh wait nvm

2018-11-26 17:25:06 UTC  

Yes give it a try

2018-11-26 17:25:08 UTC  

I thought of fondue already

2018-11-26 17:25:32 UTC  

I don't really like fondue

2018-11-26 17:25:42 UTC  

Especially cheap fondue that just tastes like cheese and alcohol

2018-11-26 17:26:02 UTC  

Alcohol?

2018-11-26 17:26:04 UTC  

Fun fact: Swiss copied hotpot, swissified it and now call it "fondue chinoise"

2018-11-26 17:26:40 UTC  

Do Swiss put Liquor in their fondues ?

2018-11-26 17:26:45 UTC  

white wine

2018-11-26 17:26:54 UTC  

traditional fondue contains white wine

2018-11-26 17:29:42 UTC  

Huh, didn't know that. I just put in some Schmelzkäsezubereitung to make it more fluid

2018-11-26 17:29:49 UTC  

Anyway what's that now?

2018-11-26 17:30:17 UTC  

That's a Raclette machine, not the home Raclette with the tiny pans, but the Christmas Market / Street food one

2018-11-26 17:30:55 UTC  

Cheese gets heat from above, melts, you scrape the fluid layer off with a knife and you slide it on either potatoes or a slice of bread

2018-11-26 17:31:17 UTC  

Visit a Swiss Christmas Market, you'll see plenty of those

2018-11-26 17:31:59 UTC  
2018-11-26 17:32:53 UTC  

HOLY SHIT

2018-11-26 17:32:57 UTC  

I need that

2018-11-26 17:33:34 UTC  

Except with better bread

2018-11-26 17:33:48 UTC  

it's a cheese melting machine

2018-11-26 17:33:53 UTC  

this is overkill for a single guy though

2018-11-26 17:33:53 UTC  

Yeah normally you take Bauernbrot / Halbweis

2018-11-26 17:34:35 UTC  

I mean, what's stopping you from getting a cheese holder and just melting the top part with a flame torch

2018-11-26 17:35:32 UTC  

>this is overkill for a single guy though

2018-11-26 17:35:47 UTC  

Consider that the piece of cheese is at least 3 kg

2018-11-26 17:35:48 UTC  

Stop ebing a faggot and think about things you do when buds come over

2018-11-26 17:36:00 UTC  

>buds

2018-11-26 17:36:03 UTC  

>buds

2018-11-26 17:36:10 UTC  

It's like saying 12glasses are overkill for a single person, well no shit