Right Matthew isn't yellowpilled

>eating half a kg of cheese in a single sitting

cheese

not chink

I will eat some chink before going to bed later <:alismirk:448949612523290635>

If I manage to move by then *

I also eat half a kg of asian pussy in one sitting <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

Your gf really produces too much body fluids

Not sure if that's good

BRWWWAAAAAAAB

Anyway, we bought 500 gr of Raclette cheese, gf tried a slice and said she didn't like it

So I finished the whole thing alone

👌

what, alone?

just the cheese?

please tell me you made fondue with it

We made Raclette

I ate it with potatoes, mushrooms, bacon etc etc

I think that's easily a 2500 kcal dinner

bacon in raclette? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Speckwürfel

Oh wait nvm

Yes give it a try

I thought of fondue already

I don't really like fondue

Especially cheap fondue that just tastes like cheese and alcohol

Alcohol?

Fun fact: Swiss copied hotpot, swissified it and now call it "fondue chinoise"

Do Swiss put Liquor in their fondues ?

white wine

traditional fondue contains white wine

Huh, didn't know that. I just put in some Schmelzkäsezubereitung to make it more fluid

Anyway what's that now?

That's a Raclette machine, not the home Raclette with the tiny pans, but the Christmas Market / Street food one

Cheese gets heat from above, melts, you scrape the fluid layer off with a knife and you slide it on either potatoes or a slice of bread

Visit a Swiss Christmas Market, you'll see plenty of those

https://youtu.be/p6hUB1ENr6U

HOLY SHIT

I need that

Except with better bread

it's a cheese melting machine