Message from @johnfrum
Discord ID: 517506573552320542
What
Julian dances as a hobby
Big gay
Literally a prancing lala homo
:(
At least I'm not obese
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So you're gay AND poor.
@mods
Where the fuck is smug costanza
Someone opened my back gate and Nani ran out <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>
She came right back when I called, though.
Train your dogs, lads. Recall most of all.
It's your neighbor dogs
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They want to kill her and hide the evidence by throwing the body into oncoming traffic
>black lab and chihuahua being smart enough to get any plan past step A
Labs are pretty smart
:shiggy:
Right?
It's not paranoia if I think I am being poisoned, right?
Alcohol is a poison.
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Because my cancer screenings came back negative but I've been sick more this year than I have been for the past decade almost.
Drink less, exercise more
Did you get your butt fingered by a doctor?
You filthy whore, your purity was supposed to be mine
No, I just got blood work, was around my yearly checkup anyway and I wanted to know if I should go on a bankrobbing spree now or later.
So my illnesses lately is either a curse or me being slowly poisoned. Maybe both
>spree
You wouldn't get past the first.
Even Big Herc didn't get past the first.
The problem is they always try to escape past the doors, dumb move, find the conference room and then shoot out the windows
You'd get your cheeks busted so hard in prison, John
I feel I know enough to be too useful to rape
Wait, actually that would depend on having friends or family willing to smuggle me things