Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 517505807886057482
has autism gone too far?
What's the name for small travel purses that you keep stuff like your toothbrush, shaving stuff, clippers, etc?
we call it neccesser
Travel bag
Or if you are European dancer, a fanny pack actually worn on the fanny
>European dancer
What
Julian dances as a hobby
Big gay
Literally a prancing lala homo
:(
At least I'm not obese
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So you're gay AND poor.
@mods
Where the fuck is smug costanza
Someone opened my back gate and Nani ran out <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>
Train your dogs, lads. Recall most of all.
It's your neighbor dogs
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They want to kill her and hide the evidence by throwing the body into oncoming traffic
>black lab and chihuahua being smart enough to get any plan past step A
Labs are pretty smart
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Fucking mods
Right?
It's not paranoia if I think I am being poisoned, right?
Alcohol is a poison.
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Because my cancer screenings came back negative but I've been sick more this year than I have been for the past decade almost.
Drink less, exercise more
Did you get your butt fingered by a doctor?
You filthy whore, your purity was supposed to be mine
No, I just got blood work, was around my yearly checkup anyway and I wanted to know if I should go on a bankrobbing spree now or later.
So my illnesses lately is either a curse or me being slowly poisoned. Maybe both