Message from @johnfrum
Discord ID: 517514743276371997
Did you get your butt fingered by a doctor?
You filthy whore, your purity was supposed to be mine
No, I just got blood work, was around my yearly checkup anyway and I wanted to know if I should go on a bankrobbing spree now or later.
So my illnesses lately is either a curse or me being slowly poisoned. Maybe both
>spree
You wouldn't get past the first.
Even Big Herc didn't get past the first.
The problem is they always try to escape past the doors, dumb move, find the conference room and then shoot out the windows
You'd get your cheeks busted so hard in prison, John
I feel I know enough to be too useful to rape
Wait, actually that would depend on having friends or family willing to smuggle me things
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You can make prison hooch AND give up your gooch, John.
Shit
My brother is too straight edge and my sister is not a convincing liar if actually pressured.
Look inward, John
You idiot
Drugs, cellphones and shivs don't magically appear in there
No, I mean for who's poisoning you.
And you're supposed to eat the cellphones, drugs, and Shivs prior to your sentencing. Any other way is gay.
My diet hasn't changed, I stopped smoking and I don't drink nearly as much as I used to.
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Only option left is someone hexing me.
Maybe your past lifestyle is just catching up with you?
Stress? Depression?
Nah, liver and kidney function is good
And My emotional state is the same. Definitely a curse.
Now that I think about it you can probably make custom phone pills and use speakers and normal alkaline batteries as power sources to trade in prison.
Maybe your emotional state being "the same" isn't a good thing <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>
I am healthy and balanced in my day to day life.
🤖 "I am healthy and balanced in my day to day life"
Beep boop time to cry about cartoons because Matt thinks an adult should do that
John, why are you so worried about what "an adult should do"? I pay my bills, I have an active social life, what does it matter what my hobbies are? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>
Save your judgements for the Dutch.
So you did cry about anime recently
No good seasonal anime this season.