Right?

It's not paranoia if I think I am being poisoned, right?

Alcohol is a poison.

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Because my cancer screenings came back negative but I've been sick more this year than I have been for the past decade almost.

Drink less, exercise more

@NiceBear tell him

@johnfrum wait, cancer screenings?

Did you get your butt fingered by a doctor?

You filthy whore, your purity was supposed to be mine

No, I just got blood work, was around my yearly checkup anyway and I wanted to know if I should go on a bankrobbing spree now or later.

So my illnesses lately is either a curse or me being slowly poisoned. Maybe both

>spree

You wouldn't get past the first.

Even Big Herc didn't get past the first.

The problem is they always try to escape past the doors, dumb move, find the conference room and then shoot out the windows

https://youtu.be/7ynArvMOhmY

You'd get your cheeks busted so hard in prison, John

I feel I know enough to be too useful to rape

Wait, actually that would depend on having friends or family willing to smuggle me things

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You can make prison hooch AND give up your gooch, John.

Shit

My brother is too straight edge and my sister is not a convincing liar if actually pressured.

Look inward, John

You idiot

You need your visitors to give you shit to put in your ass

Drugs, cellphones and shivs don't magically appear in there

No, I mean for who's poisoning you.

And you're supposed to eat the cellphones, drugs, and Shivs prior to your sentencing. Any other way is gay.

My diet hasn't changed, I stopped smoking and I don't drink nearly as much as I used to.

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Only option left is someone hexing me.

Maybe your past lifestyle is just catching up with you?

Stress? Depression?

Nah, liver and kidney function is good

And My emotional state is the same. Definitely a curse.

Now that I think about it you can probably make custom phone pills and use speakers and normal alkaline batteries as power sources to trade in prison.

Maybe your emotional state being "the same" isn't a good thing <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

I am healthy and balanced in my day to day life.

🤖 "I am healthy and balanced in my day to day life"