Literally jerked off to the thought of my boss just last night

Just go to the offivial page and pretend to be her parents

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>not fapping to your gf
I thought this was a christian server? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Does your boss have a nervous disposition and enjoy sunflower seeds?

No

>John is worried his new hires might be lusting after him

👀

She has coke bottle glasses, hidden sleeve tattoos, a FAT ass, and a low tomboy voice

Wow

You are low-key gay

Whatever d00d

They arent mine, first of all and second I maintain absolute professionalism at all times.

@Omoidasu that is pretty gay

You just described matt sans tattoo

Im not a fan of tattoos but i dont mind them

I don't have cokebottle glasses

Unlike piercings which are a turnoff

Just normal ones

I have also never once seen them

Because its winter

Everyone thinks they have normal glasses, matt

Nice cope matt

T-theyre normal guys r-right

They are normal

Glasses are pretty gay

I'm not the one listing "tomboy" as a positive

Anime tomboys are kino

3d ones are harder to find

And usually a letdown

looks like a regular Win10Enterprise worked

it's even got Office preinstalled!

But i'll keep pursuing them

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Daily reminder that you want a housewife, not a clone of yourself

If i were attracted to fat retards my life would be a lot easier because i could just fuck my best friend

I dont want a housewife though

I can do my fair share of chores

I want a woman i respect and who respects me

A clone of myself is a housewife tho

hahahaha