Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 545105834875682836
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Just found an amateur porn actress that looks startlingly like a friend I lost contact with a year or two ago
Not a good feeling. Very shameful fap.
How is that not a good feeling you norman faggot
Literally jerked off to the thought of my boss just last night
Just go to the offivial page and pretend to be her parents
<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>
>not fapping to your gf
I thought this was a christian server? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>
Does your boss have a nervous disposition and enjoy sunflower seeds?
No
>John is worried his new hires might be lusting after him
👀
She has coke bottle glasses, hidden sleeve tattoos, a FAT ass, and a low tomboy voice
Wow
You are low-key gay
Whatever d00d
They arent mine, first of all and second I maintain absolute professionalism at all times.
You just described matt sans tattoo
Im not a fan of tattoos but i dont mind them
Unlike piercings which are a turnoff
Just normal ones
I have also never once seen them
Because its winter
Everyone thinks they have normal glasses, matt
Nice cope matt
T-theyre normal guys r-right
They are normal
Glasses are pretty gay
I'm not the one listing "tomboy" as a positive
Anime tomboys are kino
3d ones are harder to find
And usually a letdown
looks like a regular Win10Enterprise worked
it's even got Office preinstalled!
But i'll keep pursuing them
<:alismirk:230784726615588865>
Daily reminder that you want a housewife, not a clone of yourself
If i were attracted to fat retards my life would be a lot easier because i could just fuck my best friend
I dont want a housewife though