Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 546811813577228301


2019-02-17 21:51:27 UTC  

🙄

2019-02-17 21:51:42 UTC  

not right now at least, but i'll be getting back into the swing of things soon

2019-02-17 21:51:49 UTC  

💪

2019-02-17 21:52:36 UTC  

>im pretty fit

2019-02-17 21:52:38 UTC  

>not right now

2019-02-17 21:52:39 UTC  

matt hates hearing about fit people

2019-02-17 21:52:40 UTC  

choose one fatty

2019-02-17 21:52:43 UTC  

I laugh

2019-02-17 21:52:57 UTC  

life circumstances prevent me from working out at this moment in time

2019-02-17 21:53:15 UTC  

(his fat wife is making him do all the housework)

2019-02-17 21:53:30 UTC  

i want a fat wife

2019-02-17 21:53:36 UTC  

I volunteer

2019-02-17 21:53:40 UTC  

Nice

2019-02-17 21:53:42 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2019-02-17 21:53:53 UTC  

finally you've always not wanted to be my fat gf

2019-02-17 21:53:53 UTC  

mathew is is asking to be cucked?

2019-02-17 21:54:00 UTC  

I guess popping the question was what won u over

2019-02-17 21:54:30 UTC  

Who are you

2019-02-17 21:54:32 UTC  

do we have history?

2019-02-17 21:54:48 UTC  

thats pawp you retard

2019-02-17 21:54:55 UTC  

No it fuckin' isn't

2019-02-17 21:55:04 UTC  

who

2019-02-17 21:55:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/546811854303789189/unknown.png

2019-02-17 21:55:34 UTC  

I think I might go get some Pizza.

2019-02-17 21:55:42 UTC  

stop eating carbs

2019-02-17 21:55:48 UTC  

Stop eating semen

2019-02-17 21:55:52 UTC  

no

2019-02-17 21:56:03 UTC  

lol

2019-02-17 21:56:16 UTC  

What do I want on my pizza, lads? 2 toppings

2019-02-17 21:56:32 UTC  

deep dish pizza

2019-02-17 21:56:35 UTC  

sardines are the only good topping

2019-02-17 21:56:44 UTC  

sardines and pineapple

2019-02-17 21:56:54 UTC  

remove sardines and eat seperately

2019-02-17 21:56:56 UTC  

What the hell is wrong with you people

2019-02-17 21:56:58 UTC  

i hope you dont get deep dish from lil caesars

2019-02-17 21:56:58 UTC  

throw pizza in trash

2019-02-17 21:57:22 UTC  

as someone who worked there, those pans were fucking nasty

2019-02-17 21:57:28 UTC  

Worse

2019-02-17 21:57:32 UTC  

as was the entire establishment

2019-02-17 21:57:34 UTC  

I'm going to the Dominoes up the street

2019-02-17 21:57:35 UTC  

i need to buy some canned sardines