Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 546811706463223809
you're all of the preachy egotism, and none of the actual quality of life
what do you mean by quality of life
because i'm pretty fit
🙄
not right now at least, but i'll be getting back into the swing of things soon
💪
>im pretty fit
>not right now
matt hates hearing about fit people
choose one fatty
I laugh
life circumstances prevent me from working out at this moment in time
(his fat wife is making him do all the housework)
i want a fat wife
I volunteer
Nice
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finally you've always not wanted to be my fat gf
mathew is is asking to be cucked?
I guess popping the question was what won u over
do we have history?
thats pawp you retard
No it fuckin' isn't
who
I think I might go get some Pizza.
stop eating carbs
Stop eating semen
no
lol
What do I want on my pizza, lads? 2 toppings
deep dish pizza
sardines are the only good topping
sardines and pineapple
remove sardines and eat seperately
What the hell is wrong with you people
i hope you dont get deep dish from lil caesars
throw pizza in trash
as someone who worked there, those pans were fucking nasty
Worse