Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 546817192516386846


2019-02-17 22:13:15 UTC  

huh

2019-02-17 22:13:16 UTC  

If you find a blueberry patch enjoy but be aware and keep a look out for bear shits

2019-02-17 22:13:35 UTC  

Johnny's Outdoor Tipz

2019-02-17 22:13:41 UTC  

im imagining a bear trying to pick blueberries

2019-02-17 22:13:50 UTC  

They just bite the branch you dumb cunt

2019-02-17 22:14:16 UTC  

^

2019-02-17 22:14:18 UTC  
2019-02-17 22:14:24 UTC  

john played red dead redemption

2019-02-17 22:14:32 UTC  

John doesn't vidya

2019-02-17 22:14:33 UTC  

>look out for bear shit

2019-02-17 22:15:13 UTC  

well its the natural thing to do when u are at no mans land

2019-02-17 22:15:24 UTC  

Yes? The foilage is probably too dense in areas of blue berry patch to determine if it was bear or deer for most folks but a big pile of decidedly not deer shit is pretty obvious.

2019-02-17 22:15:45 UTC  

big pile = scary

2019-02-17 22:15:45 UTC  

Do bears shit in the woods?

2019-02-17 22:15:55 UTC  

how can you tell bear shit from moose shit?

2019-02-17 22:15:57 UTC  

both big animals

2019-02-17 22:16:00 UTC  

both probably shit a lot

2019-02-17 22:16:01 UTC  

shape

2019-02-17 22:16:10 UTC  

bear shit is bear shaped?

2019-02-17 22:16:11 UTC  

Are you saying that from experience?

2019-02-17 22:16:18 UTC  

fucking moose

2019-02-17 22:16:22 UTC  

yes...

2019-02-17 22:16:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/546817260690341890/grizzly-bear-scat2.jpg

2019-02-17 22:16:34 UTC  

@Matthew listen I like Volvo too but that's a little too far

2019-02-17 22:16:37 UTC  

Bear

2019-02-17 22:16:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/546817283671195668/moose-poop-21534987.jpg

2019-02-17 22:16:42 UTC  

Moose

2019-02-17 22:16:49 UTC  

yeah moose do like balls

2019-02-17 22:16:50 UTC  

Now this is shitposting

2019-02-17 22:16:56 UTC  

^

2019-02-17 22:17:13 UTC  

at least now u know in case u ever go outside your parents' house

2019-02-17 22:17:18 UTC  

I was quickly scrolling and thought those were potatoes

2019-02-17 22:17:27 UTC  

@Lefteris there's no bears or moose in the city

2019-02-17 22:17:36 UTC  

@Julian DON'T

2019-02-17 22:17:47 UTC  

PUT THAT BACK

2019-02-17 22:18:00 UTC  

depends on the city

2019-02-17 22:18:03 UTC  

I think someone just lost something he'll never get back

2019-02-17 22:18:09 UTC  

Beware of black potatoes

2019-02-17 22:18:16 UTC  

Fuck moose now and forever

2019-02-17 22:18:21 UTC  

rude