Finally went and got the mail. That conversation the other day about fragrances and how gay I am reminded me of a couple I wanted to try, so I ordered them. This one might be too gay, even for me.

@johnfrum Put this to rest

Is cologne gay

Kind of but I dont judge.

I mean, THIS one is gonna be gay regardless. It's a feminine fragrance, and oh boy, that packaging.

I'm just saying I have literally never heard a woman compliment a cologne but I see plenty of guys doing so.

I see it happen all the time. Women will usually word it more "you smell good" versus guys usually word it more "I like your perfume", but same shit.

But either way, I'm pretty sure if I wear this one, I gotta take @Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor up on his offer.

Literally 100% of the time I hear women talk about cologne, it's a complaint about how it stinks.

Maybe it's the Yelp! Effect, where nobody says anything if it's good.

Wear better cologne

Tim and toms works in a high class joint

Very gay.

I work at fucking blue Home Depot

That is aggressively gay

Yeah

Not really a huge fan on myself either.

@johnfrum> *high* class joint
>it's literally called Lowe's

I laff

Ha, I missed that

Yeah and target is red walmart but its still high class compared to walmart

Fair

Wait he's a pedo

Has he raped anyone

It is a mystery

https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Aquolina/Pink-Sugar-Luxury-Extract-20409.html I think it's the powdery notes that's killing it for me. Will see how it goes as time goes, hopefully that fades out and let's other stuff through.

Please

Talking about perfumes is too gay

Cease

Only until the other three bottles I have on the way arrive.

You like what smell women like on a man? Here's the complete list:

``1. Not sweat ``

That's it

As long as you don't smell like ball-funk, women are happy

This says for women

Correct

This isnt cologne

You are wearing perfume

Also correct

EdT, cologne, and perfume refer to concentration

Holy shit no one not even women care

Cologne smells like men