Message from @Millwood

Discord ID: 548674408319942666


2019-02-23 00:01:10 UTC  

I didn't see you get on.

2019-02-23 00:03:08 UTC  

@sum<:boomer:480046032546168863> pick up that can 🔫

2019-02-23 00:05:07 UTC  

Dr. Freeman I presume?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/548656518547898390/cinematic-mod-alyx-screens-001.png

2019-02-23 00:05:31 UTC  

What the hell

2019-02-23 00:05:41 UTC  

That isn't alyx

2019-02-23 00:05:51 UTC  

FULLY
MODELLED
VAGINA

2019-02-23 00:07:01 UTC  

W-what

2019-02-23 00:10:40 UTC  

Wow

2019-02-23 00:10:44 UTC  

0:40 always gets me

2019-02-23 00:59:58 UTC  

Over half the weight of a cantalope is in seeds and rind

2019-02-23 01:00:59 UTC  

Same for bananas, especiallg once you factore in the big chunk of connective stuff at the top

2019-02-23 01:01:17 UTC  

Therefore making bananas actually a little over twice thier sticker price

2019-02-23 01:01:26 UTC  

So bananas are a shit fruit

2019-02-23 01:12:39 UTC  

muh muh pineapple on pizza is gwoss

2019-02-23 01:12:48 UTC  

its fucking fine

2019-02-23 01:13:31 UTC  

John does natural package weight of the banana make buying something else a better value

2019-02-23 01:13:48 UTC  

having fruits and veg with a skin in dirty poor countries is also a plus

2019-02-23 01:15:52 UTC  

>he doesn't pull out a pocket knife and cut away the part where bananas connect before putting them in his grocery basket

2019-02-23 01:15:58 UTC  

O AM I LAFFIN

2019-02-23 01:16:12 UTC  

Enjoy playing for nothing

2019-02-23 01:16:53 UTC  

Depends what's on sale, usually see banana for about 45ish cents a pound while other fruit will be like a dollar a poundish, usually lower if its about in season. The minute it dips below 90 cents is when it is a better deal than bananas

2019-02-23 01:17:49 UTC  

@Millwood >filthy pollak pulls a knife and apeishly grins at his cleverness while nornal people just pay the extra 20 cents to not look like some thirdworlder at the aldi

2019-02-23 01:18:08 UTC  

You're the one complaining about it, dipshit

2019-02-23 01:18:41 UTC  

So I dont buy it, dipshit.

2019-02-23 01:18:44 UTC  

>Aldi
>not look like third worlder

2019-02-23 01:18:54 UTC  

Aldi is third world super

2019-02-23 01:18:57 UTC  

Who the fuck messes wih produce at the store?

2019-02-23 01:19:23 UTC  

Like maybe they might provide a trashcan for people to husk corn at

2019-02-23 01:19:33 UTC  

I'm fucking messing with you if you didn't realize

2019-02-23 01:19:54 UTC  

I wouldnt put it below a pole to do such a thing.

2019-02-23 01:20:26 UTC  

Stupid burger

2019-02-23 01:20:28 UTC  

Also is aldi just german walmart?

2019-02-23 01:20:42 UTC  

I've never been to one.

2019-02-23 01:20:54 UTC  

Aldi is very low end

2019-02-23 01:21:20 UTC  

John please curb your autism

2019-02-23 01:21:35 UTC  

even if a lot of banana's weight is "wasted", they are still trivially cheap

2019-02-23 01:21:43 UTC  

don't be a faggotron about it

2019-02-23 01:22:26 UTC  

Its the same pruce as other fruit. The only defense of bananas is they are 'cheap'

2019-02-23 01:22:30 UTC  

They are not

2019-02-23 01:22:52 UTC  

They are