No its about the same

Both would lead you to question my alochol consumption but one would give you an impression I am somewhat functional as an alcoholic

...No

You can get drunk on Mike's Hard Lemonade or fine wine. Both are pathetic.

Poor matt thinks he can judge people when his excesses are plainly visable.

I have cheap furniture, you're an alcoholic. Not really the same level

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Ibwas talking about your dog treat addiction

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Sure thing, kid

Reminder this is an average matt lunch

Yes. I bought more of the yogurt today, too. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Glad I'm living rent free in your head, John.

All my friends do, matt

Thats why they are friends.

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Doesn't some yogurt sound good, though.

Not really

Yogurt is a summer food

boomer basket though

Please stop with the big sips Matthew

that's not good for your health

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I'll be dead by 50, who cares

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1550266626813.webm

Wait, @Matthew, is it solid core?

@timsandtoms yeah, of course

I wouldn't trust $1600 of electronics to a hollow fucking door

It's been like 3 weeks innit?

Iirc he shitposted for fedora or something

Cucked

Cucked by time and space

@johnfrum So, did you finish Mob Psycho?

As is Suikoden, as I came to find.

Sure thing, mick

Bitch, my great grandpa was irish, I already knew the word

No, sir, I'm american.

Blood-wise, I'm Irish and Slovakian

But I don't do irish or slovakian things, I don't know the history, and I've never been

So, I don't consider myself to be those things. I'm just a burger