I can't handle it anymore.

Tomorrow I'm gonna go buy a Switch.

You drink too much matthew

Soy, that is

I have never drank soy

Get the original hardware if at all possible

Same shit but mod-able

Short of finding a good deal on an Odyssey bundle though, I've no idea how to check. Something with serial numbers.

And then go play Labyrinth of Refrain you colossal weeb.

Oh, we both know that original stock will have skyrocketed in price because of that hardware vulnerability

Eh, probably. But you might have luck in physical stores. It's a console, doesn't need to be FIFO

They ran a special with gamestop to reclaim old units, remember? You know damn well they recalled what they could.

Wait, really? What was it?

Didn't hear about that

Turn in your old switch...and get a new switch!

:^)

AND PEOPLE FELL FOR IT

Lolwut

https://www.usgamer.net/articles/gamestop-strangely-offering-200-switch-trade-in-credit-for-another-nintendo-switch

That site is cancer, can't view with an adblocker

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidthier/2018/10/26/gamestop-will-give-you-200-towards-a-nintendo-switch-when-you-trade-in-a-nintendo-switch/#4960d4ed5baa

Damn.

Still though, worth at least looking up how the serials work, and looking through the 10 boxes at your local retailer

Risk/reward ratio is good

I don't know what stores are like where you live, m8, but they're behind glass cases here, and they only keep a couple out at a time. the retail NPC (that's you!) will start getting real bitchy if some fat neckbeard wastes his *very valuable* time checking SKUs and asking him to go into the back for more

Retail NPCs love wasting time

They love wasting time *not working*.

I'm not saying get them to unload the next pallet, but search through the tiny stack in the glass box, hell yeah

Your call though.

I have friends with Switches, so I don't plan to mod it, because I don't want to get B&, so I won't waste my time

By the time the console's time is done, a new vulnerability will have been found anyway

Hmm. Maybe I won't be going anywhere at all tomorrow. Might get a shitton of snow.

That is indeed "yikes"

Women are weird

They are.

@Millwood tell me about that cock-ring

Yes

I never claimed to turn it into a pressure cooker, matth
I want to bring the lid into a steady position

pleasure cooker

@Sdeck37 But belting it down with enough pressure to stop it from rattling would also be enough pressure to seal in the steam, you can't have both

I can and i will