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Maybe he thinks they're cool, not sexual.

Impossible

None of the pics he sends are ever sexual or suggestive tho

I can read inbetween the lines

He is kneading his crotch the whole time.

John this is 📽

Generally prefer whiskey at room temp ir in a slightly chilled glass.

@Matthew its clear nicebear has a thing for maids

But what is it?

Why fucking bother at that point?

Frying broccoli makes it bad, steamed or stirfried is way better

John, are you saying that maid uniforms aren't cute?

Don't dodge the question. Just answer it: are maid outfits cute

They are as atractive as anything else on attractive girls

@NiceBear the florets tend to absorb batter but also the grease so it becomes dense, greasy and generally unappealing

📽

👓 really, *really* do it for me.

@NiceBear my gf has those. She was born with cataracts in both eyes, and the procedure to remove them hadn't been perfected yet, so they just removed both of the lenses in her eyes, so the glasses have to pull double duty

Just plop dead people's corneas on her, call it a day

@johnfrum scarring prevents that

But think about it

Wearing them all day, then when she takes them off, *you know it's go time*.

😤

😩 👌

lol

u guys use rooted fones btw?

@Eshan Chow eat a Dick, wang

nice

I have to

miui?

My s5 is too old to run well on its original OS

Had to clear out all the bloatware

why are you sticking with the s5

removable battery?

Partially

Also IR Transmitter

For some of my projects it's nice to have an easily programmable ir remote

Also I can't afford an upgrade

nice

i used to use a v20 for those exact reasons