Message from @Pawp
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I mean it's mainly structural things that don't really effect my health other than the feeling is slowly bowing in because he just put in fiberglass batting without shoring it up
I want something sunny, either cali or florida, but I've heard too many bad things about florida
I weep for you, John. But at least your doorknobs are installed correctly
>structural
>its okay guys my guest room just collapsed when i shot the roof when i was drunk
also florida has crocodiles, I'm afraid of crocodiles
my contractor instaleld the lightswitchs UPSIDE DOWN
and crocodiles
Crocodiles taste great tho
im still really angry
the crocodiles concern me more than the hurricanes
I pay like 500 under what others pay and he has literally never complained once about my yearly destruction of the lawn
crocodiles can wait outside your door and attack you as you go outside
so it's pretty good otherwise
Why are you afraid of big lizards with brains the size of walnuts
hurricanes cant sneak up on you like crocodiels can
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You fucking pussies
crocodiles are a bigger danger than hurricanes
even I can dodge gators
Literally just bonk them in the face with a stick and they'll fuck off
crocodiels are pretty based
I'm afraid of toxoplasmosis
remember that gif of the old man with a crocodile
the silent killer
it shaked the Shit out of him to get him to Fuck off
didnt evne attakc
fucking crocodiles
I'll never go to Florida
and matt
California is probably more comfortable
I wonder if I'm brown enough to be considered diversity
For homos like you, yes, immeasurably so
>california
>a crackhouse costs half a million
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dude I live in Zurich, the rest of the world sounds cheap to me