Message from @Pawp
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@porco Come to USA, we'll slather ourselves in olive oil and settle this like men
I'm considering actually
I've sent out a few applications in Cali
We'll find out who's king of this gym
my girlfriend's immigration status is going to be cancelled in a few weeks and she has to go back to Taiwan
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and immigrating both to the US would be fairly easy
california
I mean it's mainly structural things that don't really effect my health other than the feeling is slowly bowing in because he just put in fiberglass batting without shoring it up
I want something sunny, either cali or florida, but I've heard too many bad things about florida
I weep for you, John. But at least your doorknobs are installed correctly
>structural
>its okay guys my guest room just collapsed when i shot the roof when i was drunk
also florida has crocodiles, I'm afraid of crocodiles
my contractor instaleld the lightswitchs UPSIDE DOWN
and crocodiles
Crocodiles taste great tho
im still really angry
the crocodiles concern me more than the hurricanes
I pay like 500 under what others pay and he has literally never complained once about my yearly destruction of the lawn
so it's pretty good otherwise
Why are you afraid of big lizards with brains the size of walnuts
hurricanes cant sneak up on you like crocodiels can
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You fucking pussies
crocodiles are a bigger danger than hurricanes
even I can dodge gators
im not afraid of crocodiles
Literally just bonk them in the face with a stick and they'll fuck off
crocodiels are pretty based
I'm afraid of toxoplasmosis
remember that gif of the old man with a crocodile
the silent killer
it shaked the Shit out of him to get him to Fuck off
didnt evne attakc
fucking crocodiles
I'll never go to Florida