Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 556675286821765140
Uncontrolled is Pawp's middle name.
im not uncontrolled wtf
can you imagine drinking 8 beers, 4 ciders and taking 4 coke/rum shots and still not being able to ask your oneitis out?
<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>
That sounds like Pawp to me
no, it was me
<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>
Oh. I mean, you're you, so I don't expect better from you.
>keeping track of drinks
just bring a coffee mug with you
not drunk enough/10
fill it with vodka and if you get another your'e super drunk
John, don't give people advice that you don't follow yourself.
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
I'm an expert in getting myself drunk, what are you talking about?
Okay, that's unfair, but let's see your coffee mug.
It's a yeti tumbler, isn't it
what the fuck, what did you do to my mug, matt
where did you hide it
Coffee sounds good. Maybe I'll skip the sip and make some tomorrow morning.
This is actually starting to worry me, why would I move my mug out of my kitchen.
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
Remember, John:
It's always in the last place you look!
😂
brb looking up your ass
:^)
I said the last place he looks, not the last place he's been. <:thvnk:332928260004642827>
See, the joke is that of COURSE it's in the last place you look, because obviously you'd stop looking for it once you find it.
In case you dumb euros needed that explained to you.
sorry for the super late response btw
it tastes like shit
I ain't gonna grab one then thanks for the headsup
Rockstar lo-carb is gonna be a keeper, though. Blue raspberry is 😩 👌
zero ultra is still the best