Message from @Hiruzen
Discord ID: 556673835865341962
Against my better judgement, I'm watching Bakemonogatari.
Awww, someone up there loves me
man
im back
im buzzed
Drinking is amoral and runs counter to good moral health
Please don't make a habit of this
uncontrolled drinking is amoral
Uncontrolled is Pawp's middle name.
im not uncontrolled wtf
can you imagine drinking 8 beers, 4 ciders and taking 4 coke/rum shots and still not being able to ask your oneitis out?
<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>
That sounds like Pawp to me
no, it was me
<:pepeturt:499291994649133067>
Oh. I mean, you're you, so I don't expect better from you.
>keeping track of drinks
just bring a coffee mug with you
fill it with vodka and if you get another your'e super drunk
John, don't give people advice that you don't follow yourself.
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
I'm an expert in getting myself drunk, what are you talking about?
Okay, that's unfair, but let's see your coffee mug.
It's a yeti tumbler, isn't it
what the fuck, what did you do to my mug, matt
where did you hide it
<:alismirk:230784726615588865>
Coffee sounds good. Maybe I'll skip the sip and make some tomorrow morning.
This is actually starting to worry me, why would I move my mug out of my kitchen.
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
Remember, John:
It's always in the last place you look!
😂
brb looking up your ass
:^)
I said the last place he looks, not the last place he's been. <:thvnk:332928260004642827>
See, the joke is that of COURSE it's in the last place you look, because obviously you'd stop looking for it once you find it.
In case you dumb euros needed that explained to you.