And if you said truthfully "gone to competition" or "not interested"

You got sent to a dunces corner

wow

So we all just said stuff like "deceased" or "not available to take call"

sounds like a school in a cartoon

just imagining sitting on a stool with a hat that says DUNCE

If you Google "optical express ceo" you get some insane shit

Ties to Scottish mafia, helped fund anti-gay lessons in schools, busted speeding at 120mph down the motorway

wew

Because he was "late for daughter's school play"

Guy is a lunatic

hi again

sup

Sup cat on table

I didn't die

See, told you it works

That's what whoever replaced tablecat would want us to think

whaaaat, nooo, nobody would replace tablecat

I mean me

nobody would replace me

yeah

Is this cuntcat?

I have literally no idea who this cuntcat is, and I'm not going to comment further on this case

Fair enough, you do look a bit more fluffy

But maybe it's just windy

Yes, it was very windy outside, so I'm a bit more fluffy

What's your worst job ever tablecat?

Worse than working under a Scottish mafia cokehead lunatic?

Yeah

I worked retail

Phew

Tech?

Nah, it was just a regular grocery store.
I don't work any longer. Still a student.

work**

how the fuck

did I write think

You stopped thinking

I worked in a supermarket, it was alright until the Chinese government bought the land behind it and put housing for 12000 Chinese students there

Place wasn't built for it

I left because I was getting chink'd thousands of times a day

They'd run in and strip the place bare