Message from @tablecat
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There was a form, you had to say why they wouldn't get eyes checked
And if you said truthfully "gone to competition" or "not interested"
You got sent to a dunces corner
wow
So we all just said stuff like "deceased" or "not available to take call"
sounds like a school in a cartoon
just imagining sitting on a stool with a hat that says DUNCE
If you Google "optical express ceo" you get some insane shit
Ties to Scottish mafia, helped fund anti-gay lessons in schools, busted speeding at 120mph down the motorway
wew
Because he was "late for daughter's school play"
Guy is a lunatic
hi again
sup
Sup cat on table
I didn't die
See, told you it works
That's what whoever replaced tablecat would want us to think
whaaaat, nooo, nobody would replace tablecat
I mean me
yeah
Is this cuntcat?
I have literally no idea who this cuntcat is, and I'm not going to comment further on this case
Fair enough, you do look a bit more fluffy
But maybe it's just windy
Yes, it was very windy outside, so I'm a bit more fluffy
What's your worst job ever tablecat?
Worse than working under a Scottish mafia cokehead lunatic?
Yeah
I worked retail
Phew
Tech?
Nah, it was just a regular grocery store.
I don't work any longer. Still a student.
work**
how the fuck
did I write think
You stopped thinking
I worked in a supermarket, it was alright until the Chinese government bought the land behind it and put housing for 12000 Chinese students there
Place wasn't built for it
I left because I was getting chink'd thousands of times a day