Message from @Phatique

Discord ID: 190946951515078656


2016-06-10 21:45:36 UTC  

too low res :(

2016-06-10 21:45:36 UTC  

me on the far left

2016-06-10 21:45:50 UTC  

le white knight

2016-06-10 21:46:10 UTC  

oh yea, mememan is dead centre

2016-06-10 21:47:38 UTC  

>even a chronic mememan walking stereotype has more friends than most of /csg/

2016-06-10 21:47:47 UTC  

f-fuck

2016-06-10 21:48:06 UTC  

what did he mean by this?

2016-06-10 21:49:00 UTC  

i'd like to turn up to one of those larpers as a chink shit enthusiast

2016-06-10 21:49:19 UTC  

>turn up with strawhat and basket full of rice

2016-06-10 21:49:48 UTC  

mfw I actually bought a chink hat, but when I was in the Philippines, not China

2016-06-10 21:50:08 UTC  

>ni hao gweilo

2016-06-10 21:52:29 UTC  

>turn up to job interview
>we're all doing ice breakers
>comes to some twitchy guy in his early 20s
>HEY GUYS I'M [FORGET] AND I'D HAVE TO SAY AN INTERESTING THING ABOUT ME IS I MAKE VIDEOS FOR YOUTUBE
>he has that exact let's play voice and mannerisms but in real life
>waiting for him to ask us to like and subscribe but he doesn't go that far

2016-06-10 21:52:54 UTC  

pffft

2016-06-10 21:53:00 UTC  

https://my.mixtape.moe/fqeigt.png

2016-06-10 21:53:10 UTC  

>3DS ZTD is digital only for Europe

2016-06-10 21:53:14 UTC  

rofl

2016-06-10 21:53:26 UTC  

Woops, wrong channel

2016-06-10 21:53:35 UTC  

But yea

2016-06-10 21:54:23 UTC  

At least the Vita physical will be attainable

2016-06-10 21:54:45 UTC  

my latest job interview: (on phone) soooo uhm........................i pretty much know everything about you.........................your letter was long.............(long silence)...........................do you have any questions?

me:

2016-06-10 21:55:00 UTC  

"ask some random question to sound interested"

2016-06-10 21:55:19 UTC  

then: "so uuuuuuuhm........................................what games do you play?"

2016-06-10 21:55:20 UTC  

>Phone interview

2016-06-10 21:55:24 UTC  

Sounds like McD recruitment

2016-06-10 21:55:44 UTC  

lfmao, gonna be a courier

2016-06-10 21:55:51 UTC  

Oh

2016-06-10 21:55:53 UTC  

then i got the job after that

2016-06-10 21:56:06 UTC  

So you're the guy who is gonna delay my Chink shit

2016-06-10 21:56:08 UTC  

:^)

2016-06-10 21:56:16 UTC  

not that kind of courier

2016-06-10 21:56:26 UTC  

Awful Reviews anon hamhanding packages all over Sweden

2016-06-10 21:56:32 UTC  

F

2016-06-10 21:57:04 UTC  

what kind of courier m8?

2016-06-10 21:57:22 UTC  

inb4 local newspaper

2016-06-10 21:57:52 UTC  

just some private courier for businesses in downtown, just go left and right and deliver stuff fast

2016-06-10 21:58:14 UTC  

premium rush basically

2016-06-10 21:58:42 UTC  

i saw that taobao courier documentary

2016-06-10 21:58:48 UTC  

inspired me to search the job

2016-06-10 21:58:49 UTC  

lfmao

2016-06-10 21:59:00 UTC  

lel, kuaidi in China no doubt make fuck all

2016-06-10 21:59:09 UTC  

wait, chinks are sprinting around with our packages?