Message from @Aerione

Discord ID: 190947336816558081


2016-06-10 21:52:29 UTC  

>turn up to job interview
>we're all doing ice breakers
>comes to some twitchy guy in his early 20s
>HEY GUYS I'M [FORGET] AND I'D HAVE TO SAY AN INTERESTING THING ABOUT ME IS I MAKE VIDEOS FOR YOUTUBE
>he has that exact let's play voice and mannerisms but in real life
>waiting for him to ask us to like and subscribe but he doesn't go that far

2016-06-10 21:52:54 UTC  

pffft

2016-06-10 21:53:00 UTC  

https://my.mixtape.moe/fqeigt.png

2016-06-10 21:53:10 UTC  

>3DS ZTD is digital only for Europe

2016-06-10 21:53:14 UTC  

rofl

2016-06-10 21:53:26 UTC  

Woops, wrong channel

2016-06-10 21:53:35 UTC  

But yea

2016-06-10 21:54:23 UTC  

At least the Vita physical will be attainable

2016-06-10 21:54:45 UTC  

my latest job interview: (on phone) soooo uhm........................i pretty much know everything about you.........................your letter was long.............(long silence)...........................do you have any questions?

me:

2016-06-10 21:55:00 UTC  

"ask some random question to sound interested"

2016-06-10 21:55:19 UTC  

then: "so uuuuuuuhm........................................what games do you play?"

2016-06-10 21:55:20 UTC  

>Phone interview

2016-06-10 21:55:24 UTC  

Sounds like McD recruitment

2016-06-10 21:55:44 UTC  

lfmao, gonna be a courier

2016-06-10 21:55:51 UTC  

Oh

2016-06-10 21:55:53 UTC  

then i got the job after that

2016-06-10 21:56:06 UTC  

So you're the guy who is gonna delay my Chink shit

2016-06-10 21:56:08 UTC  

:^)

2016-06-10 21:56:16 UTC  

not that kind of courier

2016-06-10 21:56:26 UTC  

Awful Reviews anon hamhanding packages all over Sweden

2016-06-10 21:56:32 UTC  

F

2016-06-10 21:57:04 UTC  

what kind of courier m8?

2016-06-10 21:57:22 UTC  

inb4 local newspaper

2016-06-10 21:57:52 UTC  

just some private courier for businesses in downtown, just go left and right and deliver stuff fast

2016-06-10 21:58:14 UTC  

premium rush basically

2016-06-10 21:58:42 UTC  

i saw that taobao courier documentary

2016-06-10 21:58:48 UTC  

inspired me to search the job

2016-06-10 21:58:49 UTC  

lfmao

2016-06-10 21:59:00 UTC  

lel, kuaidi in China no doubt make fuck all

2016-06-10 21:59:09 UTC  

wait, chinks are sprinting around with our packages?

2016-06-10 21:59:25 UTC  

if your address is in China...

2016-06-10 21:59:37 UTC  

I picture them meavily tossing them into a boat and going for a smoke break

2016-06-10 21:59:43 UTC  

lazily*

2016-06-10 22:00:12 UTC  

wow

2016-06-10 22:00:36 UTC  

Whatta trooper

2016-06-10 22:00:51 UTC  

yea, scooter with pototo sacks looks about right

2016-06-10 22:01:05 UTC  

Aww

2016-06-10 22:01:13 UTC  

They don't show the part where he gets a noodle pack for the day

2016-06-10 22:01:29 UTC  

one noodle pack?

2016-06-10 22:01:30 UTC  

wtf