and I've been fucked with customs enough the last 27 years to not fuck with them

at least in the UK they don't even hestitate to give you a legit court order

if you don't pay

it is madness

there blatantly is some way it wouldnt work

1800kg of pineapples for basically free is madness

is this from aliexpress?

alibaba

oh, alibaba is a wholesaler

you need a registered business I think

to be able to order from them

it'll be for chink corner shops

they're like the costco or whatever of China

aliexpress is the consumer, non-business version

you could try CHINK SHIT CORNER SHOP business but they'll probably check to see if you're registered

even then slap more postage fees on

is the pinapple dream dead?

i want to swim in pineapples

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Best-Price-anhydrous-caffeine-in-US_60408893385.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.DP8Hp6

i want to have them rotting in my back garden attracting bluebottles

15 dollars for kilogram of pure caffeine

caffeine pills are ludicrously cheap though

https://www.amazon.co.uk/vouchers-coupons/b/ref=amb_link_213336307_2?ie=UTF8&node=5522783031&pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=hero-quick-promo&pf_rd_r=HATV4E27KAYZKZDTKSJT&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_p=971337607&pf_rd_i=B0043S3NG8

200mg is a lot in one pill

average coffee is, what, 30mg?

maybe

still like 10000% upmark from pure caffeine

your not chink shit

if you like to pay extra

you mean caffeine in powder form?

yes

100%

think of it'

life time of caffeine

for 15 dollars

http://www.myprotein.com/sports-nutrition/caffeine-pro/10529801.html

when you need morning caffee, just measure 200mg of powder and snort

>snorting caffeine

at that point you might as well go for meth or cocaine

that is literally only 40 grams of caffeine

for 10 dollars