especially with Sky

"you want every channel and a 2tb box for fuck all?"
"UH WHO ARE YOU IS THIS A SCAM"

had no idea about winback

Sky used to give free 32" TVs or something

in winback

when I was there it was a samsung tab

you can probably tell from the podcast I used to work in sales lel

HELP

500mb

fuck me

dude

>pitying the cuck who needs the very best phone day one

that's £45 a month

iPhone money

comfy, that's a BYOD plan

from bell

tfw I could tell you some storiesa

bout O2

some people had hundreds of pounds in bills

and they'd apply so many data add-ons the system wouldn't allow it anymore

in a month

£15 a pop for 2gb

burn it in 2 hours

some woman who racked up almost a grand calling abroad and texting abroad

then called me shouting "IT'S AN INTERNATIONAL WORLD, WHY DO YOU CHARGE ME TO CALL AMERICA!!"

uh every carrier worldwide does

snobby cunt

and the amount of cuckery people went through to get the latest greatest phone

makes me sick tbh, I'd rather just get a chink phone than someone like me poking through someone's credit history

anyone who works in retail will know these feels

the pain in the parent's eyes while they pay for their kids' new iDevice on a credit card

Know what's a fun job?

Calling up people and trying to sell them kitchens

lel

fuck me, it was boring and horrible

I had people trying to sue me for a week once

want to know why?

woman complained for months about reception problems, we eventually gave her a free phone

but to get a free phone you put a credit on their bill to pay it off

she found it on her bills that we saw she was checking every hour