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he was telling the story
guess none of you heard it
rofl
thankfully i put him on a chromebook they said his computer was "obsolete"
one of those called me also
I told them I had a mac
"ah, ah cannae get to my computer m8 I've been in a car crash, fucked both my legs"
then he shouted "AH AH I'VE FALLEN AN CANNAE GET UP FUCK"
they dont do calls now they just redirect you to popups on images of a "bsod"
with a phone number
>imagening a scott communicating with a pajeet
screaming in fake agony at Pajeet
my sides
they say "a missing .net framework file is because of harmfull virus"
we have to communicate with pajeet a lot
harmfull virus
they sell us the kebabs
pajeets make kebabs?
if they're brown they're pakis
to the scots
im a curry
all pakis
only half curry
lfmao
wew lad
it's the great equalizer
sihk, muslim, indian, all pakis
I went into an indian restaurant during work today
I thought it was just a normal indian place
like kinda hoodie
but apperently it was an INDIAN 5 star restaurant
I only wanted to ask to go to the bathroom
they dont have a toilet silly
they were nice anyway
its an indian restaurant
I was at work, and then this couple came in, white norwegian woman and a really black man, I mean really REALLY black, tbh that's a rare sight here in the north, but man was he polite
you poo on the floor
tfw one time I put a couple on hold, came back, they didn't realise I had left hold and were ranting about how they hate "the scotch" and wish we'd all died in the independence wars
all this shit