I guess hed be happy getting guiden by mister pajeet rashad

hello I am from Microsoft you have a virus on your computer

my grandfather called one of those

fuck I put my discord on for that, one of those called my m8

he was telling the story

guess none of you heard it

rofl

thankfully i put him on a chromebook they said his computer was "obsolete"

one of those called me also

I told them I had a mac

"ah, ah cannae get to my computer m8 I've been in a car crash, fucked both my legs"

then he shouted "AH AH I'VE FALLEN AN CANNAE GET UP FUCK"

they dont do calls now they just redirect you to popups on images of a "bsod"

with a phone number

>imagening a scott communicating with a pajeet

screaming in fake agony at Pajeet

my sides

they say "a missing .net framework file is because of harmfull virus"

we have to communicate with pajeet a lot

harmfull virus

they sell us the kebabs

pajeets make kebabs?

if they're brown they're pakis

to the scots

doesn't matter what kind of brown they come from

im a curry

all pakis

only half curry

lfmao

wew lad

it's the great equalizer

sihk, muslim, indian, all pakis

I went into an indian restaurant during work today

I thought it was just a normal indian place

like kinda hoodie

but apperently it was an INDIAN 5 star restaurant

I only wanted to ask to go to the bathroom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUTA_OkG-8M >Mao.mp4

they dont have a toilet silly

they were nice anyway

its an indian restaurant